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Response from clients Lawyers:
On behalf of my clients Mr/Mrs--, I hereby order a ‘Cease and Desist’ on your claim of Alien Abduction. We all know that
aliens would have no interest in taking possession of the little terrorists in fur suits that your cattery obviously is producing. It has also become quite suspicious that you do not keep for yourself any of these
‘well-behaved’ kittens you claim to produce. We have noticed that you have hastily gotten ridden of every single one -even conned people into getting on a waiting list, so you were assured not to have to deal with
said kittens. And, you send them off to places like Florida, and Somewhere Up North and Somewhere Out West, so it would be a great inconvenience for the owners to show up again at your doorstep for a return and
refund. Its just all too highly suspicious. Fortunately, my clients have chosen to take no further action against you at this time. They have been able to hug and kiss and cuddle these cats enough that they finally
do have one or two saving graces. One or two.. But it was a long uphill battle and the struggle continues daily. Why just this morning, yet another cup of water had to be mopped up off the kitchen floor,
where Your Little Darlings had deposited it just for fun. So, in the future, we would appreciate it if your website would show kittens climbing drapes, tearing toys apart, knocking things over and getting into the
kind of trouble they will definitely stir up once they leave your house. A little Truth in Advertising is advised.
Yours truly,
Stan Biyercat
Attorney-at-Law Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
From Barbara: Now, if you will excuse us, I have a rather large, overgrown red kitten jumping up on my leg with claws out. I must go fulfill his feline needs immediately or risk needing many Band-Aids
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